When I first read this fortune, I mistakenly thought it said, “A cheerful massage is on its way to you.” My first thought was this was pretty racy for a fortune cookie. Then I chuckled out loud in the restaurant. Then multiple sets of eyes stared at me.

I just smiled at them and happily returned to my lunch.

My next thought was, “Maybe that was the cheerful message?”

Cue spooky theme music.

To your good fortune!